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(gets a sniper shot)
WoofL Ooooh! What a snipe! I swear to God, I could make a flippin' montage outta this!
(proceeds to make a flippin' montage outta that)
datnoochlesstho:

Rainbow noochless

datnoochlesstho:

Rainbow noochless

@mclaffytaffy opens Dota 2 Plushies at PAX East!

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@mclaffytaffy opens Dota 2 Plushies at PAX East!

McLaffyTaffy + Yoder Doughnuts

Woof: Wait, Nooch, you died?
Nooch: Yeah, I died. I tried to fight this one guy and I just got destroyed because I didn't have any pants on.
Nooch: Stop exploding! You're scaring me! (tiny burp)
Preston: Did you just burp, Nooch?
Nooch: Lil bit.
Woof: Best commentary NA,
Nooch: Hold on, hold on. That was the pre-burp. This is the actual burp.
Woof: Oh no
Preston: I'm scared Rob.
(LOUD NOOCH BURP)
Woof: (high pitched squeal)
Preston: OH MY GAWD.
Nooch: Eh? It's a talent.
Preston: Is that a pig or is this like a... false prophet pig?
Woof: False prophet? Dude....
Nooch: False prophet?
Preston: Yeah! It's like--
Nooch: Are you talking about Flareon here? Because um...
Preston: No, no! I'm not! It's like a false prophet pig! I'm trying to kill it, and it won't die!
Nooch: Wow. Rob. Not even gonna say a single thing about that huh.
Woof: I was thinking, dude, kay, wow. Dude, honestly, I heard 'false prophet' and I totally just replayed the entire bioshock infinite game in my head. And it was literally the best 30 seconds of my entire life.
Woof: I'm gonna make a golden crown for ya.
Nooch: Aaare you gonna give it to me? Or--
Woof: I'm gonna put it on my head! I'm not gonna go like,"Hey look! I'm the Captain with my golden crown!" And then I'm gonna die, probably.
Nooch: I'm the king! I'm the king.
Preston: Oh my God, shut up, you two. You guys are so cute together. I ship it man, I shoop-- I- I- ship it.
Woof: You shoop it? You shoop doop?
Preston: I shoop it, bro! I shoop it.
Woof: You shoop the Nooch!
Nooch: I SHOOP DA WHOOP. BWRRRRRRRRR
Preston: Somebody found my diamond and took it before--
Woof: That the problem about having more than five teammates~ cause I'm a green slime~ and Imma put you in a fine 7000 dollar fine!
Preston: This is going so many places I don't want it to go. Just sayin'
Woof: I'm gonna tell you right now that you're about to get murked, slurped and absolutely derped!