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Woof: We'll give it one more overpowered-- one more go. Like, we're gonna go super saiyan, we're gonna go crazy. We're gonna go ham jabronis. I'm telling you, this is gonna be the one, and then we're done.
Woof: This is it. This is our last shot. Mom's spaghetti.
Woof: Mom's spaghetti, mom's spaghetti. That's what's happening, just mom's spaghetti. We're gonna just mom's spaghetti it up.
Woof: Dude, they creeper egg'd it, man.... RIP spider spawners. RIP man, You will always be remembered as the spider spawners that did nothing but get blown up.
Woof: LOL noob
Woof: So I'm gonna give the viewers a little bit of time. Obviously, down below, don't cheat in the comments section, how many diamonds do you think I'm gonna get from four with a fortune 3? Let's do this man.
Woof: We got a nine. We got a 12, oo boy! Let's see, we got--- hup, that's nine again. Four!? Dude, funny kid bro, I got fortune 3 on, that's not gonna happen!
Woof: Alright, let's see what we're gonna get. (starts mining)
(gets only 4 diamonds)
Woof: ARE YOU SERIOUS!? Who said four!? You're getting banned!

MFW I got 100k on Cosmicpvp
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MFW I got 100k on Cosmicpvp

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Woof: AH MY GOD! It’s a fountain of cows!

Benja: That is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen in minecraft!

brickbarf:


{ i’m so proud of this }

brickbarf:

{ i’m so proud of this }


Dinner! Winner! With papa woof
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Dinner! Winner! With papa woof

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Woof: (ranting) It's not like this place has been mined out to the point that there shouldn't be diamonds! There should be diamonds! If there's minecraft working and other people can find diamonds on this server, I should be able to find diamonds and it should be in this area and there's literally no reason! It's not like there are strip mines. It's not there's anything in the way. I- I- It's minecraft! It's not that hard! No one should go this long without finding diamonds is what I'm trying to say. (inhales) And apparently I just can't. I can't. I am literally unable to make sense in my head how ridiculously the fact is that I've never found a single piece o--
(gets tapped by Ghosty who signals him to follow)
Woof: What? If you found diamond, I'm gonna freak out.
(sees diamond)
(jumps into lava out of excitement)
Preston: Dude, that'd be awesome! Cake and steak? I'm baking it dude!
Woof: Why has no one ever done that!?
Vikk: Cake with just icing on it (laughs)
Preston: Yeeeaah! Cake and steak!
Woof: Steak cake a-and water wars...
Preston: Rob, just vacate.

Off to dinner selfie!
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Off to dinner selfie!

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